Hi, I'm pregnant.
I'm very sorry but I forgot to tell you. I was going to but figured it would be best to wait until I had at least told my family, then....I forgot. Let's just call it pregnancy brain.
Anyhow I'm going into my 19th week and will be (hopefully) finding out if the little kicker inside me is a boy or girl on Thursday. Just between you and me...well, me and the whole internet...I actually think it's a
Ha! Did you actually think I'd tell you? I'm too mean for that. Or I'm just afraid that you'll mock me endlessly if I guess wrong.
Showing posts with label Momma Dork. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Momma Dork. Show all posts
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Celebrating the Redneck in Me
I dedicate this post to Tanis.
I was born in Iowa. Iowa Falls, Iowa.
I played with fish hearts as a kid. (Yes, the HEART)
I could gut and clean a fish in five minutes without batting an eyelash but FREAKED OUT the first time I had to clean a frozen chicken breast.(Yeah, thanks for video-taping THAT, Mom!)
Daddy taught me to shoot at about 10 years old...aiming at old beer cans of course.
Then took same beer can to school as show and tell
I grew up in Sedro-Woolley (Seed-row Wool-E)the "Home of the LOGGER-RODEO".
My choice for Senior spring break was a camping trip with Dad.
My husband knows how to butcher a deer. AND makes the tastiest deer-jerky you will ever know.
I ACED my hunter's safety course the first time I took it.(along with my sisters and mother...OF COURSE)
Kansas venison will ALWAYS be my favorite meat.
Oh, and my brother-in-law has killed ducks the DUCK COMMANDER way. (believe me, you do NOT want to know. It involves the duck's head and his mouth.)
I was born in Iowa. Iowa Falls, Iowa.
I played with fish hearts as a kid. (Yes, the HEART)
I could gut and clean a fish in five minutes without batting an eyelash but FREAKED OUT the first time I had to clean a frozen chicken breast.(Yeah, thanks for video-taping THAT, Mom!)
Daddy taught me to shoot at about 10 years old...aiming at old beer cans of course.
Then took same beer can to school as show and tell
I grew up in Sedro-Woolley (Seed-row Wool-E)the "Home of the LOGGER-RODEO".
My choice for Senior spring break was a camping trip with Dad.
My husband knows how to butcher a deer. AND makes the tastiest deer-jerky you will ever know.
I ACED my hunter's safety course the first time I took it.(along with my sisters and mother...OF COURSE)
Kansas venison will ALWAYS be my favorite meat.
Oh, and my brother-in-law has killed ducks the DUCK COMMANDER way. (believe me, you do NOT want to know. It involves the duck's head and his mouth.)
Monday, April 14, 2008
Holy Job Offer, Batman!
Today is Monday.
Today TweeterPea went to daycare and I used the time to job search and do laundry.
This morning I looked through the classifieds in the local paper for job opportunities and called several places. I only reached one person and she scheduled me for an interview at 2:30pm this afternoon.
Today I got a job offer.
Tomorrow morning I will accept.
After the room stops spinning I will tell you the details.
...it may be a while.
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Editor's Note: Author promptly went and celebrated above mentioned job offer by buying yarn at the local Wal-Mart. ...Author is clearly a dork.
Today TweeterPea went to daycare and I used the time to job search and do laundry.
This morning I looked through the classifieds in the local paper for job opportunities and called several places. I only reached one person and she scheduled me for an interview at 2:30pm this afternoon.
Today I got a job offer.
Tomorrow morning I will accept.
After the room stops spinning I will tell you the details.
...it may be a while.
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Editor's Note: Author promptly went and celebrated above mentioned job offer by buying yarn at the local Wal-Mart. ...Author is clearly a dork.
Friday, June 29, 2007
Momma-To-Be ~ The Dork
So I've got baby-ants-in-my-pants and am only a little excited...and crazy.
D and I got our travel system (picture below) recently and it's all set up and sitting in our living room. And of course silly little momma-to-be me can't seem to help walking over to it occasionally just to rock it back and forth and say in a rather happy/pathetic/goofy voice, "It needs a baaabbyyy!"
Yes, I am a dork. And yes, my husband is fully aware of this. He usually just laughs at me and reassures me that there will be a baby in it very soon.
D and I got our travel system (picture below) recently and it's all set up and sitting in our living room. And of course silly little momma-to-be me can't seem to help walking over to it occasionally just to rock it back and forth and say in a rather happy/pathetic/goofy voice, "It needs a baaabbyyy!"
Yes, I am a dork. And yes, my husband is fully aware of this. He usually just laughs at me and reassures me that there will be a baby in it very soon.
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